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An inaugural post for a Semi-Homemade Inauguration

Welcome to the inaugural post of Scrumptious Delicacies and Delicious Libations with Larry!

Just think. One week ago Andrew Cuomo became the governor elect of New York State. Though I found it hard to vote for someone who isn’t into bestiality and isn’t a homophobe (Sorry Carl, maybe next election) I nonetheless voted for Cuomo. You see I voted for Andrew for no reason other than so his girlfriend Sandra Lee could become the first lady of New York.  She is super classy and has amazing taste. Her tablescapes and cocktail recipes have inspired people the world over. More importantly, it is my hope that she will host New York State’s first semi-homemade inauguration!

Now that Andrew has the Governor’s mansion locked up, it’s just a matter of time before he makes Sandra an honest woman, and in anticipation of that day I give you the following…

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